Codger Call for all Old Geezers

[Elkhunter]

Oh-Oh !!! >>>---------> The Clawedmeister has spoken !!! Well, I ain't goin down without a fight at the Classic. I'm here ta tell ya now, I'm OVERDUE for an "out-of-body-experience" at a Classic --- no more a those "oh so close", BUT "no cigar".
The Elkmeister's goin bounty huntin for 12's --- NO 5's, n' hopefully NO 8's, but a lotta "eats". My stool will be loaded with a heap a high protein vittles to keep my strength and endurance up, so I don't succumb to the blisterin high temps n' humidity like the rest a y'all.

Oh well.

[C.Roberts]

Guess I'll just have to make do with my old binoculars untill next time. Got so much going on here on the farm that I'll not be able to get away. But, I'm here to tell you Yahoo Geezers that when you come to Kentucky, you'll be needing to bring your best game with you. I'm planning on doing a lot of practice sessions here just to be ready for you guys at Kentucky, Metropolis, and the Classic.

[carlosii]

here's the thing, JakeO, i reserved a room at the quality inn after i struck out at the other motels there. all they had was a smoking room single so i took it. in the meantime my kid brother decided he would tag along. so we're going down to his time-share deal at Big Cedar Lodge near branson the week leading up to the paris shoot and then heading down there from branson on thursday. if i was going solo you'd be welcome to share expenses on the trip, but since i ain't...well...that's the way she goes. hope you can figure a way to get there...hate to see you miss out on all that easy money folks like me and Clawed contribute....ah well, even if you made it down there you'd wind up blowin' it all on them hooter gals...

btw i checked and i've still got that room at the quality...

[Elkhunter]

By golly, gee whiz, if'n it ain't Ol' Grip n' Rip finally found his way to the new sight --- welcome back --- Yer still 6'2" cause yer snow white mountain top ain't sunk inta yer feet yet --- I was 6'2" in my dreams sometime back, but I measured maself n' discovered I shrunk to 6', but my feet got 2" bigger --- went from 12 to 14 with only a tempory stay at 13.

With ol' Carlosii ya never know if a target is going to drive him to drink, or smoke, so he "thinks" he's got hisself covered.

Ol' Clawed didn't shrink -- he just stands in a hole all the time looking thru his binos --- kinda reminds me of a "periscope".

Well, good luck gize @Gay Paree !!!

[jacoserv]

Hey Chuck, what do you mean when you say you "think" you have a room? How can you just think you have a room. Is this a geezer thing? Also why would you be reserving smoking rooms? .......... Actually I am looking for someone to travel with to gay paree. Bob, my traveling buddy, is going with his wife and leaving me high and dry. I just don't understand why a guy would rather go with his wife than to go with a big ole fine geezer like meself. Of course if he doesn't take her once in a while she would beat h___ out of him. And no one likes to be beat up by the wife.... Just look at Clawed, he used to be six footer. That's why I been single the last 20 years. I'm still 6' 2" and don't have any knots on my head.

[carlosii]

Ahh! Gay Paree! Grip n Rip is planning to be there but if he shoots one through the woods like he did at West Monroe he'll be looking for that Auffel Tower, trying to find a good spot to jump off. Don't have a reservation either so he'll probably have to stay in London and swim the channel each day........... In a place called "Gay Paree" there should be lots of Ferrys so maybe he won't have to swim?

i think i still have a smoking room with one double bed at the Quality Inn if you're interested. i got a room with two doubles at the americas best value inn.

[jacoserv]

Ahh! Gay Paree! Grip n Rip is planning to be there but if he shoots one through the woods like he did at West Monroe he'll be looking for that Auffel Tower, trying to find a good spot to jump off. Don't have a reservation either so he'll probably have to stay in London and swim the channel each day........... In a place called "Gay Paree" there should be lots of Ferrys so maybe he won't have to swim?

[Elkhunter]

Thought a true geezer was in his second childhood --- ya know, the likes of "Depends" --- advanced diapers !!!

[carlosii]

geezers engaging in childhood nursery rhymes...how sad...oh well, i think i'll just lay in the weeds and nail 'em both down the road a ways...

[C.Roberts]

Not "I" said the little red hen !!!

"Not I" said Turkey Lurkey.

[Elkhunter]

Not "I" said the little red hen !!!

[carlosii]

i'm gonna have to pay a little more to the preacher next sunday...shot a local shoot and really struggled...i mean i was really draggin' by the end of those 30 targets. gonna have to work to get in shape if i'm gonna make that shoot-off for them new binoculars down there at gay Paree...btw, anybody else planning on being there in the geezer class???

[3-D Quest]

you mean unlimited shooters.

Yup...you right Timbow...limited sure didn't fit their unlimited smack!

[Elkhunter]

"cream always rises to the top" ---- BUT, then it is the first to sour too !!!

[C.Roberts]

Talk about opening that door, and with such a lack of hot air, they are surely in for a very cool geezer contest. But I'm convinced that with such a competant bunch, the class will be one of the best classes there. You know the old saying, Cream always rises to the top.