Codger Call for all Old Geezers

[Elkhunter]

Its somethin Carlos --- sure hope it ain't contageous !!! ---- Where's Clawed ??? --- Sure hope he ain't caught whatevers going around that Tim caught --- maybe he's just on 24/7 cow patrol back n' forth, and forth n' back in the barn with the milk machine. Sure hope nobody figures out that that's were I'm gittin the dark chocolate from --- "The Clawed Mart" !!!

[carlosii]

Elkie, it would appear so...is that loco weed legal down there in the Sunshine State? or it could be the onset of Oldtimers Disease, i guess.

[Elkhunter]

Carlosii, I'm sorry I don't know who Ken Mobley is --- but Tim knows who he is --- somebody that picks n' grins in a cabin down the road. do ya think Tim got lost in a dessert somewhere on the reservation n' ate some loco weed, or dark chocolate ???

[Elkhunter]

Now I gotta play "carlosii" --- Dennis who ??? --- What did Dennis Whoever have ta do with Older fallin otta his golf cart ??? --- Tim, are you overtired as well ??? --- I dunno bout use gize that post on here past bedtime ??? !!! --- I mean it's gotta be midnight somewhere in the world !!! I'm sure Older is tucked in already too, or at least should be --- LOL.

[carlosii]

but who the heck is KEN MOBLEY?????

[bhtr3d]

Hmmmmm, funny he never told me about that ??? !!! --- "poor Ken Mobely had to nursemaid him" ??? --- Does that mean MoBow gave him a bath ??? --- Guess there ain't no such thang as a secret huh ??? !!!

Lol...I can't tell ya what Dennis had to do....just know this,.....their cabin was right down from mine....and we heard some banjo playin an a little sceam...sayin.......no..no....

[Elkhunter]

Hmmmmm, funny he never told me about that ??? !!! --- "poor Ken Mobely had to nursemaid him" ??? --- Does that mean MoBow gave him a bath ??? --- Guess there ain't no such thang as a secret huh ??? !!!

[carlosii]

Ken who???

[bhtr3d]

Chuck....he thought he was able to go 4wheeling with the big mud tires he has....and well out he plopped...this happend in the ft benning shoot. Poor Ken Mobley had to nursemaid him ....LOL

[Elkhunter]

Forgot to holler "Fore" for Kentucky --- heared from the "Grand Geezer" yesterday, that he will be "ready" for Kentucky !!!

[Elkhunter]

Tim --- I never knew there was a first time ??? --- no wonder he's so "goofy" !!! --- Martha probably should get him a seat belt for Xmas, or a "air bag", or somethin' --- anything but groundin him, cause his rides to the ranges are sure nice, and appreciated --- also might save him a ticket from the " troopers" should they decide to visit the range. He needs somethin to "hold him down" !!!

[bhtr3d]

What did some body say something I got my hearing aid turned off who's shot is it ? Helo any body there. O well good night c y'all in ky if some body will show me how to get ther o well good night .when is ky ? O well good night o well got to go o did I say good night

RE....did you fall out of your golfcart again????

[Elkhunter]

Sounds like yer a wee bit overtired thar' RE --- whatsa matter, ain't you been able ta sleep from havin nightmares after the whoopin ya put on alla them "innocent ones" in the BIG state a Texas ??? --- I'd hava problem tryin ta sleep myself, although I ain't never gotta worry bout that. Oh Oh, y'all better get "some" sleep n' have new batteries in yer hearin aides before the big Kentucky shootout, cause you gonna be runnin around the range with a target on yer back cause alla them innocent ones ya beat up on are gonna be gunnin fer ya --- Wouldn't that be somethin if you would end up on the same steak with Carlos n' the Clawedmeister --- that'd be somethin ta buy tickets for !!! Hee!Hee!

[Older]

What did some body say something I got my hearing aid turned off who's shot is it ? Helo any body there. O well good night c y'all in ky if some body will show me how to get ther o well good night .when is ky ? O well good night o well got to go o did I say good night

[carlosii]

i know what you mean Elkie...those SM boys are without mercy. they pat you on the back and tell you how great you are and how much they really enjoy shootin' with you...oh my the crocidile tears they can shed when you jerk one out into the 5 area...and if you pull one out into the boonies they go right into that wailin' and moanin' bit. what fakery they practice. who needs it??? i mean besides me???

they all get a chunk of our crispies and laugh all the way to the bank...or hooters depending on whether or not their better half is along.

i'm all for gangin' up on 'em. i got Jake so shook up down deep in the heart of texas than he suffered some kind of meltdown...there was another geezer, who shall remain nameless, who helped in that one...no room at the inn for Jake next time...i didn't say Older helped on that, did i??? all we have to do is quit lettin' these guys get by with bein' treated like professionals...i mean we can set our cell phones on loud and then call each other while they're at full draw...we can sneeze, wheeze, and fart loud just as they get to their full draw...oh my the possibilities are endless.

geezers of the world ( and out of the top ten) unite!