The Donald needs to visit Paris TX....

[Billy Dover]

.....and his butt wouldn't be able to find a room either!

[Elkhunter]

I'm sure he has a beautiful bedroom for he and Melania in his 747 --- "The Trump Mobile" !!! ---- What you need is a "Billy Mobile", that you could park in either a campground, or a rest area --- sort of "control your own destiny" --- "pop up trailers" are great, and economical, or a "slide-in camper" is even better --- they work great in Walmart parking lots.

[Billy Dover]

Did that a few times and it wasn't bad but fuel prices didn't save much over room charges! Found a few rooms tho. So its gonna be on like Donkey Kong. Just hope they dry out with all the rain they're gonna get.