Codger Call for all Old Geezers

[carlosii]

well, my theory didn't pan out...the local "sleepers" showed up and put me at the bottom...again. ask anybody who shot the geezer class and they'll tell you it was tough, but fair on E and F. no real "bunny" shots and distances were well mixed...made it tough on a lot of people judging targets.
now its on to london and the hill climbs...elkie and clawed were both no shows...HA!

[Elkhunter]

Hey there Mr Carlos --- I told ya so --- I told ya so --- I told ya so !!! I told ya alla the hot shots were going, and actually two of them didn't show up, and Clawed and I warned ya we couldn't come. Don't think nuthin of it though, cause a lotta my thearies never panned out either. Oh well.

[C.Roberts]

Master Geezers, Please be advised that I'll be at the London ProAm and I'll be ready for you Yahoos. Not only am I preparing to bring my best game, which has been known to keep Elkie from even showing up, such as the Florida Master Geezer Fest, but just knowing I'll be there will cause Carlosii to compile a whole new list of excuses. My missing the Monroe event seems to have caused Jaco to slack off, not having me there to provide him the competition he requires to shoot those high scores. At least I will be able to help move some of those hot-shot Geezers up the list, but they'll have to work for it, cause I'm fired up and ready.

[Elkhunter]

CLAWED, it's OK to be "fired up" --- just don't have a "burn down" !!!

[carlosii]

so, mr. clawed IS alive and well...sort of. while hiddin' out in the boonies, avoiding the sting of defeat at the hands of his betters, he now claims to be cocked and primed to take on the best of the geezers on the power-line hills of London. well all i can say, having been properly put into my place by the geezer brigade down there deep in the heart of texas, he'd better be loaded for bear...if not they'll be eatin' him and his Mathews for lunch..and dinner...and supper. i've been there and i know how sore they can make your back-side when they go to whippin' on it.

stay tuned mr. clawed....

[Elkhunter]

Aw Heck --- Mr. CLAWEDS just havin anutha dream --- I had lots a them --- that's all they is is "dreams" --- he gonna come offa the coarse lookin like he been "clawed" by anuther bear all beaten, clawed up, bruised up, n' dehydrated --- a true master a disaster --- all handed down by the elite a the Senior Masters Class who are mercyless at their best --- poor thang !!! BUT, if I know the Clawedster right, he'll have a blast n' go down slingin' like a champ. Good luck young man !!!

[carlosii]

i know what you mean Elkie...those SM boys are without mercy. they pat you on the back and tell you how great you are and how much they really enjoy shootin' with you...oh my the crocidile tears they can shed when you jerk one out into the 5 area...and if you pull one out into the boonies they go right into that wailin' and moanin' bit. what fakery they practice. who needs it??? i mean besides me???

they all get a chunk of our crispies and laugh all the way to the bank...or hooters depending on whether or not their better half is along.

i'm all for gangin' up on 'em. i got Jake so shook up down deep in the heart of texas than he suffered some kind of meltdown...there was another geezer, who shall remain nameless, who helped in that one...no room at the inn for Jake next time...i didn't say Older helped on that, did i??? all we have to do is quit lettin' these guys get by with bein' treated like professionals...i mean we can set our cell phones on loud and then call each other while they're at full draw...we can sneeze, wheeze, and fart loud just as they get to their full draw...oh my the possibilities are endless.

geezers of the world ( and out of the top ten) unite!

[Older]

What did some body say something I got my hearing aid turned off who's shot is it ? Helo any body there. O well good night c y'all in ky if some body will show me how to get ther o well good night .when is ky ? O well good night o well got to go o did I say good night

[Elkhunter]

Sounds like yer a wee bit overtired thar' RE --- whatsa matter, ain't you been able ta sleep from havin nightmares after the whoopin ya put on alla them "innocent ones" in the BIG state a Texas ??? --- I'd hava problem tryin ta sleep myself, although I ain't never gotta worry bout that. Oh Oh, y'all better get "some" sleep n' have new batteries in yer hearin aides before the big Kentucky shootout, cause you gonna be runnin around the range with a target on yer back cause alla them innocent ones ya beat up on are gonna be gunnin fer ya --- Wouldn't that be somethin if you would end up on the same steak with Carlos n' the Clawedmeister --- that'd be somethin ta buy tickets for !!! Hee!Hee!

[bhtr3d]

What did some body say something I got my hearing aid turned off who's shot is it ? Helo any body there. O well good night c y'all in ky if some body will show me how to get ther o well good night .when is ky ? O well good night o well got to go o did I say good night

RE....did you fall out of your golfcart again????

[Elkhunter]

Tim --- I never knew there was a first time ??? --- no wonder he's so "goofy" !!! --- Martha probably should get him a seat belt for Xmas, or a "air bag", or somethin' --- anything but groundin him, cause his rides to the ranges are sure nice, and appreciated --- also might save him a ticket from the " troopers" should they decide to visit the range. He needs somethin to "hold him down" !!!

[Elkhunter]

Forgot to holler "Fore" for Kentucky --- heared from the "Grand Geezer" yesterday, that he will be "ready" for Kentucky !!!

[bhtr3d]

Chuck....he thought he was able to go 4wheeling with the big mud tires he has....and well out he plopped...this happend in the ft benning shoot. Poor Ken Mobley had to nursemaid him ....LOL

[carlosii]

Ken who???

[Elkhunter]

Hmmmmm, funny he never told me about that ??? !!! --- "poor Ken Mobely had to nursemaid him" ??? --- Does that mean MoBow gave him a bath ??? --- Guess there ain't no such thang as a secret huh ??? !!!