Newberry is a wasteland

[carlosii]

Tim --- yer still a wee bit too early for the Geezerfest --- that's a good Winter thread for when Clawed n' Carlos are snowed in fer days on end --- we don't wanna wear that'n out too soon.

exactly so, Elkie...i'm still workin' on this dang bronchitis...to Tim, all things in their time, young Jedi.

[Elkhunter]

Is that the same case a broncitus y'all had at Newberry last February ??? --- That must be some kinda fancy "Indiana Crud" er somethin' --- needless ta say there's somethin wrong with you maaaan --- maybe you should move down South ta get cured --- ya know like wild hog bacon !!! Heck, weed sell y'all are place if ya want. Then ya'd get all kindsa NASCAR drivin practice ta git yer license --- course then Danica'd just' blame ya fer runnin her inta the wall !!! I'm sure a couple a pints a genuine Georgia "shine'd cure ya'll permanently !!!

[carlosii]

Is that the same case a broncitus y'all had at Newberry last February ??? --- That must be some kinda fancy "Indiana Crud" er somethin' --- needless ta say there's somethin wrong with you maaaan --- maybe you should move down South ta get cured --- ya know like wild hog bacon !!! Heck, weed sell y'all are place if ya want. Then ya'd get all kindsa NASCAR drivin practice ta git yer license --- course then Danica'd just' blame ya fer runnin her inta the wall !!! I'm sure a couple a pints a genuine Georgia "shine'd cure ya'll permanently !!!

same ol' same ol' Elkie...had it since early august and can't seem to kick it. i do appreciate your kind concern and offers of southern baked cures.

[Elkhunter]

Me thinkum y'all better get ya a different sawbones --- sounds ta me like ya got sumpin wrong with ya worser than bronchitis --- ya might need a shot in the butt er sumpin' !!! --- whatabout that COPD stuff ??? --- This is gettin sirius man yer always sick. Maybe ya shoulda stopped by the ranch on yer way back for a fisical --- I don't charge that much --- you'd be safer in my hands than Allstate !!!

[C.Roberts]

Think I may be suffering from a bad case of the "can't help it's and can't seem to help it. What do you thinkum would be a sure fire cure for that, Elkie?

[Elkhunter]

Move ta southern Georgia n' buy are ranch n' join the "I can't help it nation" --- can't help it we all is wanabe NASCAR drivers --- can't help it we're such "William Tell type archers" --- can't help it if weins all got false teeth" --- can't help it are football players are Dawgs --- can't help it we ain't got no snow --- can't help it we's all related ---- aaaaaaaaaw that's a nuff, y'all'd just fit right in !!!