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Ahh! Gay Paree! Grip n Rip is planning to be there but if he shoots one through the woods like he did at West Monroe he'll be looking for that Auffel Tower, trying to find a good spot to jump off. Don't have a reservation either so he'll probably have to stay in London and swim the channel each day........... In a place called "Gay Paree" there should be lots of Ferrys so maybe he won't have to swim?
i think i still have a smoking room with one double bed at the Quality Inn if you're interested. i got a room with two doubles at the americas best value inn.
Hey Chuck, what do you mean when you say you "think" you have a room? How can you just think you have a room. Is this a geezer thing? Also why would you be reserving smoking rooms? .......... Actually I am looking for someone to travel with to gay paree. Bob, my traveling buddy, is going with his wife and leaving me high and dry. I just don't understand why a guy would rather go with his wife than to go with a big ole fine geezer like meself. Of course if he doesn't take her once in a while she would beat h___ out of him. And no one likes to be beat up by the wife.... Just look at Clawed, he used to be six footer. That's why I been single the last 20 years. I'm still 6' 2" and don't have any knots on my head.
By golly, gee whiz, if'n it ain't Ol' Grip n' Rip finally found his way to the new sight --- welcome back --- Yer still 6'2" cause yer snow white mountain top ain't sunk inta yer feet yet --- I was 6'2" in my dreams sometime back, but I measured maself n' discovered I shrunk to 6', but my feet got 2" bigger --- went from 12 to 14 with only a tempory stay at 13.
With ol' Carlosii ya never know if a target is going to drive him to drink, or smoke, so he "thinks" he's got hisself covered.
Ol' Clawed didn't shrink -- he just stands in a hole all the time looking thru his binos --- kinda reminds me of a "periscope".
here's the thing, JakeO, i reserved a room at the quality inn after i struck out at the other motels there. all they had was a smoking room single so i took it. in the meantime my kid brother decided he would tag along. so we're going down to his time-share deal at Big Cedar Lodge near branson the week leading up to the paris shoot and then heading down there from branson on thursday. if i was going solo you'd be welcome to share expenses on the trip, but since i ain't...well...that's the way she goes. hope you can figure a way to get there...hate to see you miss out on all that easy money folks like me and Clawed contribute....ah well, even if you made it down there you'd wind up blowin' it all on them hooter gals...
btw i checked and i've still got that room at the quality...
Guess I'll just have to make do with my old binoculars untill next time. Got so much going on here on the farm that I'll not be able to get away. But, I'm here to tell you Yahoo Geezers that when you come to Kentucky, you'll be needing to bring your best game with you. I'm planning on doing a lot of practice sessions here just to be ready for you guys at Kentucky, Metropolis, and the Classic.
Oh-Oh !!! >>>---------> The Clawedmeister has spoken !!! Well, I ain't goin down without a fight at the Classic. I'm here ta tell ya now, I'm OVERDUE for an "out-of-body-experience" at a Classic --- no more a those "oh so close", BUT "no cigar".
The Elkmeister's goin bounty huntin for 12's --- NO 5's, n' hopefully NO 8's, but a lotta "eats". My stool will be loaded with a heap a high protein vittles to keep my strength and endurance up, so I don't succumb to the blisterin high temps n' humidity like the rest a y'all.
Speaking of the Classic, I'm already starting tp prepare for a huge win. You know I'll only be satisfied if there is at least 10 points between me and the second place Grand Geezer. Already got one of the Master Geezers shooting through the woods, just knowing I'll be there, really has him rattled. I'm taking my high performance formula of secret geezer medications on a regular basis, thanks to my Miralax. My daily medications for cholestrol and blood pressure, keeps an ample supply of pure energy flowing to those well exercised and high toned muscles. Also, it's amazing how well my daily dose of flomax helps my muscle memory, and especially things like where the nearest porta-toilet is located. Drinking a lot of the high protein drinks, eating lots high energy food bars, and of course the old faithful nitro is always present. May need the nitro, just in case the excitment of being the world champion Master Geezer is to much, but I'll plan on accepting it gracefully.
My goodness gracious Clawed --- what did you put in yer oatmeal this mornin besides Miralax ??? --- OR, do you just need a "flow control valave" on your keyboard ??? Oh, I know, you been listenin to the "golden oldies", and singin in the shower --- "All I have to do is Dream" !!! Now, as far as gettinin inta the head of "Two G's" (Grand Geezer), well, that's a diffrent story --- that is something you will have to perfect if you expect to win "2nd Place" cause I already got 1st Place reserved. Now, with regard to alla this hi-pollutin stuff yer gonna take fer yer eye site, energy, and such all ya gotta do is ta take a enema before you hit the range --- that in itself will keep ya in the flow a things !!! --- It'll do such a good job "FLOing things, that progressive'll hire y'all.
Oh, BTW, I dig yer avitar thingie --- shall we call arselves "The Fab Four" ??? !!!
that's not an avatar, that's something you hang on your grandkid's bedroom wall to scare 'em.
actually, you can call yerselves anything you want...but at the end of the day, yer still gonna be geezers!
if you photogenic geezers would worry as much about your shooting as you do about your kissers showing up purty on the 'net you would know you better worry about Carlosii sneaking up on you...which he is fixin' to do...
Hey Carlosii --- gotta newsflash for y'all --- we keep ourselves purty n' photogenic for a cupple a reasons --- ya never know when the roving flash from the Cullman Daily Planet, or the ASA photo lady is gonna show up on the range for one thing, and then too we don't wanna scare any of them deer "gurlz" when we shoot, so they jump the string on usses. Heck, I even comb my hair, shave , and trim my mustache on Sunday morning before I shoot --- y'all gotta git with the program dude --- it's all parta the game.
We ain't at all worried about you sneaking up on us cause we got them security system thingies, that a buzzer goes off when ya get near us. Didn't you realize that when we were all on the steak together last year at the Classic, that that wasn't skeeters buzzing for all 20 targets ??? We knew what was happening --- yer just too old to be "stealthy" anymore.
Leaving Big Cedar resort for Paris this morning. It sounds like the lineup of usual geezer suspects might be somewhat limited so barring any local "sleepers" showing up to steal a spot, I might not finish at the bottom of the heap this week.
The Bass Pro folks are getting ready to open a new shooting sports area at Big Cedar that will cover some 1,300 acres. Besides skeet, trap, sporting clays, and upland game hunting, it will have an area dedicated to archery. If it wasn't so far from the east coast it might make a great location for a Classic...lots of rooms, eating joints, and off site entertainment...only thing is, there's little or no flat ground. Might make a big splash though, "The Bass Pro ASA Classic"...
Aw heck Carlosii --- there's just a cupple a us dare-a-licks that ain't gonna be there. I heared all the "hot shots" are gonna show up.
Well, today we made a town run to do shoppin, and my-oh-my is "dark chocolate" ever expensive --- it is at least twice as much as oleo --- I gotta really kick back for a while, and think this sitiation over --- just how valuable would it be to be on target #20 ??? -------- to be continued.
We need flat ground for are Classic --- some a us might have a "tipover" if we hadda stand on a sidehill.
Oh well, now at least we know Carlosii ain't checked out on us yet !!! ---- But that CLAWED --- keeps me wonderin.